I Keep All My Dad Jokes in a Dad-A-Base T-Shirt – Funny Tech Dad Joke Gift with Vintage Floppy Disk

Because every dad joke deserves a safe storage system—preferably retro.

This “I Keep All My Dad Jokes in a Dad-A-Base” t-shirt is the ultimate fusion of retro tech vibes and pun-powered dad humor. Featuring a colorful floppy disk icon and a vintage sunset stripe design, this tee is perfect for coders, techies, or anyone whose dad jokes are well-archived and proudly shared.

Soft, breathable, and built for maximum laughability, this shirt makes the perfect Father’s Day gift, birthday present, or everyday staple for the world’s nerdiest (and proudest) dads.

Perfect for:

• Father’s Day from kids with geeky humor
• Software engineers, tech nerds, and IT dads
• Retro and vintage shirt lovers
• Family barbecues, reunions, or office comedy

Why It Works:

• Colorful vintage-inspired design
• Floppy disk graphic adds tech nostalgia
• Printed on soft, high-quality cotton
• Funny, relatable, and a conversation starter

Give Dad the only shirt worthy of his “Dad-A-Base” of puns.

The personalized Standard T-Shirt is the perfect canvas for self-expression and individual style. Crafted from 100% preshrunk cotton, this classic short-sleeve tee not only offers comfort but also provides a unique opportunity for print on demand customization. Whether you're looking to showcase your creativity, promote your brand, or commemorate a special event, this Glidan 5000 t-shirt is the ideal item.

A versatile and comfortable wardrobe essential, this classic short-sleeve tee offers a soft and breathable feel, ensuring maximum comfort throughout the day. Its seamless rib at the neck provides a smooth and comfortable fit, while the double-needle stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem adds durability to withstand regular wear and washing.

Gift your clients their new favorite t-shirt with this classic cotton knit. An ideal choice for everyday wear, team events, group activities, or customized with your unique designs for personal or promotional use. Have some fun with branding on any one of this t-shirts's many color options.

Features:

• Heavy (6oz) to midweight (5oz) fabric
• Solid colors: 100% cotton
• Ash Grey, Heather Grey: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
• Heather Dark Grey: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester
• Unisex classic fit
• Double-needle sleeve, collar, and bottom hem
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Tearaway label
• Printed in the USA

Care:

• Machine wash inside out, with like colors.
• Use only non-chlorine bleach.
• Tumble dry or hang-dry.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary.
• Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.